I am a BAD American

 



I like big cars, big guns, and little women. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary who wants to give it away to crack addicts squeezing out babies.  

I don't think playing with guns makes you a killer.  

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.  

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, you do it in English.  

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children", as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.  

I think that being an art student doesn't give you any more insight than working at Blockbuster.  

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I think global warming is Chicken Little junk science.  

I've never owned or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-hell-up already.  

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a 6-year-old with a toy gun.

I want to know exactly which church it is where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches.  

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them.  

I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latino girl selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator-packing carton outside Ensenada.  

I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are not going be honor roll middle-class high school kids but gang-banging losers from the wrong side of town.  

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child; it takes parents with a firm voice and a firmer hand.  

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement and not a fad.  

I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. Show me the part of the Bill of Rights that says you have the right not to have your feelings hurt.  

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.  

The media can't sell news about normal people, so they dwell on the abnormal

YES, I am a BAD American, IF YOU ASK THE Politically Correct CROWD!